January 2012
75 posts
Friend: what do you do when you know you're going to have sex?
Me: drink pineapple juice
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: and shave
Friend: k
December 2011
65 posts
Just got my annual Christmas Viagra email. Someone must have spilt prolong on their email server.
I know there are great guys out there. However all the ones in proximity to me are tools.
I’ve been in a constant state of annoyed lately.
so I can't sleep.
everytime I close my eyes I see a face that has rejected me. They are all remarkably the same it seems, and the bitch of it is the face only seems that much more attractive because of it.
I hate that my mind does this to me. I hate that I feel like I have no one to turn to.
tonight is sponsored by:
fuck
I want out.
I was born into the prison of my mothers pesimisim
My dick needs a French kiss.
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
tonisha:
….please
I need someone to talk to
trying not to do something destructive. ;-]
That shitty moment when the "good morning /...
koaorquia:
When you can tell that someone you really like is slowly losing interest.
#life.
This.
duckiesayquach asked: ahahhaha just cause ur blog title is about monkeys?
